With Osakan Riot taking out the trash, Miss Melee was able to take care of the Pride in no time. But there are other issues at hand…
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With Osakan Riot taking out the trash, Miss Melee was able to take care of the Pride in no time. But there are other issues at hand…
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So this is a pot and kettle moment then?
The difference, of course, between the two cases, is that then Janice was taking responsibility for Janice, but now Janice is responsible for Jackie. It’s the same situation, but risk is always different when seen through a mother’s eyes.
I am so glad I found these comics! She’s awesome!
Is Osakan constantly needing to repair her trash can a thing?
Dang that new gal has a big butt!
Housewife, approaching middle age, been inactive for quite some time. “Big butt” is a surprise, how? MM has at least stayed active, and thus more in “athletic trim”
Sorry, not necessarily “housewife”. Could have had a desk job the whole time, still lots of sitting down and not moving.
Dear Misses Melee and Riot: Your enemies are NOT DEAF. Is this really a conversation you should be having in front of them? If this is how carefully you protect your “secret” identity, I’m surprised the info didn’t leak a decade ago!
Let’s see…all that the Pride would be able to determine from the conversation is the following.
1) That Miss Melee is at least older than 14 years old. (which, given her career, they could have probably figured out if they could tell their butt from a hole in the ground)
2) That Miss Melee has a daughter, but no name has been given for said daughter, and that she is fourteen years old and randomly showed up at one of her mother’s busts in costume.
3) That Osakan Riot and Miss Melee know each other outside of heroing, which…y’know, not surprising, given the fact that they regularly teamed up.
Now, how many mothers have 14 year old daughters that do stupid things? All of the mothers in the world who have 14-year old daughters. Even the ones who think their daughters are saints.
…Who am I kidding. Especially the ones who have daughters who they think are saints.
And given the length of Miss Melee’s career, I would not be surprised if 14-year old girls, on a routine basis, wanted to volunteer to be her sidekick.
That’s even being generous. If we assume panel 3 is the last bad guy getting KO’d the most they know is a 14 year old girl showed up in costume to be MM’s sidekick and got turned down.
Not to mention that Jackie lays out her entire secret persona in front of the victims of the crime who will surely Facebook the whole Damn thing.
Not deaf. Also, not conscious.