As Miss Melee said: fists should do the talking – poses and spiffy outfits will not win a fight. Plus, the evil duo forgot about an important rule of super costumes: NO CAPES!!!
Hmm… what if villains are those lovecraftian explorers (the ones, who make detailed notes even when they are devoured by incomprehensible beings from beyond time and space), who somehow survived? What if mustache-twirl villany is a form of PTSD or other inevitable psychiatric problems?
Yep! I called it! Hobbyists who think that the Melees are only doing this for recreation too. I think that Jan and Jackie should back off a little because they may accidentally injure these two lunatics and I’m not sure that’s necessary
That’s why they don’t have flashy opening scenes. They’re Big Damn Heroes. They do their posturing *after* they’ve won.
There’s all kinds of reasons. Heroes gotta win all the time. They’re elite, of course they can afford to do that. Heroes are always honest. They never treat a fight as won before it is fought. Go on, say it with me: “HEROES ARE VICTORIES, THEY DON’T DESCRIBE THEM!”
I still say that this is some weird family bonding RP and they thought that the Melees were doing some weird family bonding RP too and were expecting them to stick to the script of a first meeting – unexpectedly stiff resistance from the villains who then make a dramatic getaway. The Evils think it’s a game and the Melees don’t.
I suspect that the outcome of this is that Jackie is going to start wondering why the Evils think that she’s Miss Melee’s daughter!
As far as evil robots go or fighting ones most should usually send multiple robot to fight a martial artist as a distraction for you to escape dramatically. Well at least these types I mean she’s fought robots before and considering tripping that one finished it off it’s likely one of the more weakest or primitive robot type she’s fought she’s probably gone up with well armored ones or ones that would behave like a ninja and accurately take falls backflip back up and act achrobatic to heavily armored ones that are twice her size with huge wall smashing hands or wrecking balls….that would actually be neat for miss melee to encounter an armored robot ninja that behaves just like one which could also lead to a problem due to you might not be able to tell who’s side it’s on since it behaves like one like th eprogrammer did such a good job copying ninja technicuaes and combat he even did the mentality that it suddenly starts to ignore following any orders and starts behaving like a ninja. (original ninja’s were peasants who were trying to survive the constant wars the higher ups always had to rule Japan. And I”m probably talking to much.
But anyway those are probably the most primitive robots seen…Maybe Miss Melee could borrow a few decommissioned Villian Robots from the Robot impound lot for her daughter to practice on… that might be hard but good experiance since you can’t simply punch a robot.
Honestly, they really should have checked the Evil Overlord’s list and the seventy maxims for maximally effective mercenaries. Both of these lists could have stopped at least half of the mistakes made here, but no one ever does their research.
Only time will tell if this experience gets the Evils to find another way to do family bonding or if they decide to follow Jan and Jackie’s example and start trying to do super-villainy for real and for keeps. In which case, they become the equivalent of the Seniors from Disney’s Kim Possible, who only became villains because Ron inadvertently suggested that they should.
Either way, though, I’m expecting Jackie to make Jan uncomfortable and a bit angsty by saying that a mother-and-daughter masked team is ‘a dumb idea’ or words to that effect
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So now what are both teams going to do next….!?
Also,can you picture Jackie and Abby engaged in a cussing duel???
I’m pretty sure that Jackie and Abby have cussing duels anyway; we just haven’t seen them on-screen yet!
In that case,if Jackie was helping her dad and something happens and it causes her to say…
Jackie:Oh fudge!!!!
But Jackie didn’t say fudge…!
How would her parents react!?
As Miss Melee said: fists should do the talking – poses and spiffy outfits will not win a fight. Plus, the evil duo forgot about an important rule of super costumes: NO CAPES!!!
Supervillains take notes
Also don’t monologue your every thought.
Hmm… what if villains are those lovecraftian explorers (the ones, who make detailed notes even when they are devoured by incomprehensible beings from beyond time and space), who somehow survived? What if mustache-twirl villany is a form of PTSD or other inevitable psychiatric problems?
Yep! I called it! Hobbyists who think that the Melees are only doing this for recreation too. I think that Jan and Jackie should back off a little because they may accidentally injure these two lunatics and I’m not sure that’s necessary
When your opponent is making grievous tactical errors, don’t point it out to them.
That’s why they don’t have flashy opening scenes. They’re Big Damn Heroes. They do their posturing *after* they’ve won.
There’s all kinds of reasons. Heroes gotta win all the time. They’re elite, of course they can afford to do that. Heroes are always honest. They never treat a fight as won before it is fought. Go on, say it with me: “HEROES ARE VICTORIES, THEY DON’T DESCRIBE THEM!”
Oooo reality sucks lol.
Looks like being good at gymnastics doesn’t make you a good fighter. I wonder who could have told me that? Oh, anyone? Whoops.
That moment when you think the Baddies have some sort of complex plan to catch the heroes off guard–but no, they’re just stupid and overly confident.
I still say that this is some weird family bonding RP and they thought that the Melees were doing some weird family bonding RP too and were expecting them to stick to the script of a first meeting – unexpectedly stiff resistance from the villains who then make a dramatic getaway. The Evils think it’s a game and the Melees don’t.
I suspect that the outcome of this is that Jackie is going to start wondering why the Evils think that she’s Miss Melee’s daughter!
But if the Evils get arrested will Anne and Abbey make bail in time for gymnastics and how will Abbey explain the bruise on her cheek?
As far as evil robots go or fighting ones most should usually send multiple robot to fight a martial artist as a distraction for you to escape dramatically. Well at least these types I mean she’s fought robots before and considering tripping that one finished it off it’s likely one of the more weakest or primitive robot type she’s fought she’s probably gone up with well armored ones or ones that would behave like a ninja and accurately take falls backflip back up and act achrobatic to heavily armored ones that are twice her size with huge wall smashing hands or wrecking balls….that would actually be neat for miss melee to encounter an armored robot ninja that behaves just like one which could also lead to a problem due to you might not be able to tell who’s side it’s on since it behaves like one like th eprogrammer did such a good job copying ninja technicuaes and combat he even did the mentality that it suddenly starts to ignore following any orders and starts behaving like a ninja. (original ninja’s were peasants who were trying to survive the constant wars the higher ups always had to rule Japan. And I”m probably talking to much.
But anyway those are probably the most primitive robots seen…Maybe Miss Melee could borrow a few decommissioned Villian Robots from the Robot impound lot for her daughter to practice on… that might be hard but good experiance since you can’t simply punch a robot.
Honestly, they really should have checked the Evil Overlord’s list and the seventy maxims for maximally effective mercenaries. Both of these lists could have stopped at least half of the mistakes made here, but no one ever does their research.
Next on Osakan Riot’s lesson plan: effective verbal put-downs. KM’s weren’t much better than Guybrush Threepwood’s early efforts. 🙂
“Jackie, meet my old sensei, Buffy Summers. She will teach you all you need to know in the art of Quip-Fu.”
Huh. They’re somewhat less competent bad guys than I expected.
Points for presentation, though.
Sounds like an entitled parent and her entitled brat. “We’re supposed to win”??? Got news for you, punk, not the way the world works.
That last line of Jackie’s makes me wonder: Would someone without Jackie’s rigorous anti-profanity filter leave off the last “L” in Evil Lass’ name?
I’m pretty sure that the Evils are a mom-and-daughter pair of LARPers role-playing villains and think that the Melees are a pair of LARPers who are role-playing heroes. Because of that, they expect the Melees to be working from a cliché comic-book script (the villains always win the first confrontation and get away, setting up the mystery-solving plot and the final confrontation). However, the Melees are playing for real and for keeps and that has completely caught the Evils by surprise.
Only time will tell if this experience gets the Evils to find another way to do family bonding or if they decide to follow Jan and Jackie’s example and start trying to do super-villainy for real and for keeps. In which case, they become the equivalent of the Seniors from Disney’s Kim Possible, who only became villains because Ron inadvertently suggested that they should.
Either way, though, I’m expecting Jackie to make Jan uncomfortable and a bit angsty by saying that a mother-and-daughter masked team is ‘a dumb idea’ or words to that effect