Actually the male heroes asked that to be changed when they started doing the ‘cross dress the heroes’ schtick. Batman was alright in the purple suit but Superman does not want the mini-skirt ever again.
Just be glad you weren’t there when they tried to make Batgirl wear a Val Kilmer / George Clooney type nipple suit. Those contract lawyers STILL have purple nurples.
I’ve got to say that Jackie just keeps on getting cuter! I also think that Jan has finally come to terms with the fact that her daughter has become her apprentice.
I still hope the dad turns out to be a former Super Villian and shows up just to test Miss Melee and his daughter. If anything a blast from an arch nemesis would probably be an impressive wake up call.
Personally, I think it’s more likely that he’ll show up in some kind of vehicular/power-armor hybrid monstrosity to help them some time when they’re in trouble, then quietly escape before they ever see who’s driving it.
If it goes unnamed in the comic, I hereby dub it the “Heh-mobile”.
(Unless someone else can come up with a better name for it that has “Heh” in it… not a hard thing to do, I think. Please, somebody, help me out here.)
God, wouldn’t it be wired if red clad dude from Miss Melee’s past where to show up now?
By the way, I don’t actually want this to happen nor do I think it will. It’s just a funny idea that popped into my head at one point.
“Alright Kid Melee time for your first lesson. Today I’ll be showing you how to pose on top of buildings.”
“Why?”
“Because every superhero has to be able to do that. Its in the contract.”
The contract also states that they’ll need a costume that’s either a skintight catsuit, or is showing roughly 65% to 90% skin.
As if that’ll ever happen.
Actually the male heroes asked that to be changed when they started doing the ‘cross dress the heroes’ schtick. Batman was alright in the purple suit but Superman does not want the mini-skirt ever again.
Just be glad you weren’t there when they tried to make Batgirl wear a Val Kilmer / George Clooney type nipple suit. Those contract lawyers STILL have purple nurples.
I’ve got to say that Jackie just keeps on getting cuter! I also think that Jan has finally come to terms with the fact that her daughter has become her apprentice.
I still hope the dad turns out to be a former Super Villian and shows up just to test Miss Melee and his daughter. If anything a blast from an arch nemesis would probably be an impressive wake up call.
Personally, I think it’s more likely that he’ll show up in some kind of vehicular/power-armor hybrid monstrosity to help them some time when they’re in trouble, then quietly escape before they ever see who’s driving it.
If it goes unnamed in the comic, I hereby dub it the “Heh-mobile”.
(Unless someone else can come up with a better name for it that has “Heh” in it… not a hard thing to do, I think. Please, somebody, help me out here.)
Ve-HEH-cle
HEH-xoskeleton
(I tried m-HEH-cha, but it does not roll off the tongue at all. It pulls the mucus from the throat and glues itself to the tongue.)