Yeah, I suspect she’ll soon regret mentioning fisticuffs to someone named “Melee.” And has demonstrated the ability to punch out a main battle tank. That *might* have been counterintuitive. Just a little. Maybe.
Seriously, you’d think that these old school supervillains would realize that you really need to save the banter for when you have the upper hand, not when there’s a SWAT team probably on the way, you haven’t completed your heist, and, oh yeah, the hero is here to lay on the beatdown. At least the kid gets it.
Queen Evil says: *ulp*!!!
Queen Evil says, “Oof!”
…”the thrashing we gave you last time”…
You mean when you got your butts kicked and ran away, only pausing to vandalize a defenseless motorcycle?
Yes, that thrashing.
History is written by the better PR Department.
While I am not in a financial position to buy one, I request that you create a “Fisticuffs, you say” t-shirt.
Second the t-shirt. And if a dark colour I shall buy one.
I third this.
also, “Ooh! Time for fisticuffs!”
“Did I say Fisticuffs? I meant…smoke pellet!”
Yeah, I suspect she’ll soon regret mentioning fisticuffs to someone named “Melee.” And has demonstrated the ability to punch out a main battle tank. That *might* have been counterintuitive. Just a little. Maybe.
This just fits into my view that the Evils area a mother-and-daughter pair of LARPers who are taking this far too far for some reason.
My fake money’s on Queen Evil being that Engineer Friend of Jan’s. You know, the one who builds robots? 🙂
“So, we meet gain.”
Does she get her ‘super-villain’ vocabulary from “The Big Book of Cliches”?
^_^
“Just like we practiced!”
I am sure it is in Evil Overlord list somewhere! The correct action is “Don’t banter, just hit!”
That unfortunately only works when your fists are more talented than your mouth.
Thus far, Queen Evil’s mouth has consistently been writing checks her fists are in no way able to cash.
Fistipuns?
Seriously, you’d think that these old school supervillains would realize that you really need to save the banter for when you have the upper hand, not when there’s a SWAT team probably on the way, you haven’t completed your heist, and, oh yeah, the hero is here to lay on the beatdown. At least the kid gets it.
“Goody Two-Shoes”
There was actually a one-shot super-villain (who might have thought that he was a hero?) by that name: He attacked the Thing…